Saturday, March 28, 2009

y ppl raise their voice when they quarrel? (applies to couples, friends & families)

Have you ever wonder Why 2 person who were in a close/near distance would raise their voice when they quarrel?
Their physical distance were so close where Loud voice is unnecessary to get the other party heard.

My dad asked me this questions.... and i do not know how to answer...

The wise old man said :

It's because... when they fight ... their heart is FAR apart from each other...therefore they shout, they scream...

But When 2 person's heart are close to each other..they'll talk softly..gently...tenderly.



Doesn't it logic & make sense??

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Tuna鱼的滋味

自由自在的tuna鱼。。。并不知。。有天她会被夹在两片面包之中。

那两片面包不知,隔着tuna鱼的另一端,靠着的是个和自己一模一样的东西。

面包虽一样, 但也有全白,全麦之分。

但是,即使那面包多纯白,多营养,少了tuna鱼的调味,就少了特点,味道。

所以。。。。。。。。

要珍惜tuna 鱼。。。

wahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahaahahahha

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Applying for a JOB as BF?? Read This....


Job Title : BF / Househusband

Responsibilities:

- Generate cash and take care of your girlfriend.
- Handles her requests and complaints.
- Plan your relationship strategies carefully (eg. Avoid making her angry when she’s pms, sometimes either one of u must tolerate).
- Achieve any set targets (eg., celebrations, anniversary, holidays).
- Generate reports to evaluate how both of you had spend the time (blogs, joint saving accs).

Requirements:


- Possess at least a Degree (as that’s the basic requirements in most of the job ads, bf too! :p).
- Languages: languages that gf feel comfortable with.
- At least 1 yr of past relationship experience. (Maybe some girls don’t want any virgin boy, as it is very troublesome/difficult to teach/hint them).
- Willing to travel (eg. Fetching ur gf).
- Possess own vehicle (as long as can fit in all ur gf retail therapy/shopping stuff, not BMW also ok de~!).
- Computer literate (aloh, apart from hp, msn n facebook is also equally important to stay connected) & self motivated (no depressed guys or full with –ve mind).
- However, freshies/newbies (those who had nvr in a r’ship be4) are encourage to fall in love too.
- Full time positions available.


Last but not least - 4 credits * stay no longer decent in resume..Please possess a 5 B's


1. BUNGALOW (Condo not big enough, we girls need to have pets around),
2. BMW (kancil is also consider a Car… so, having a BMW represent more…),
3. BOSS (Ah pig and Ah dog also got Career lah, being a boss is more important & rich),
4. BODY (sorry lah, if guys want big boobs, we girls also need guys not to have beer stomach!),
5. BACHELOR (the most important criteria, we don’t want end up being fool around and also being a 3rd party).

* CASH, CAR, CONDOMINIUM, CREDIT CARD and CAREER.


(a jimui of mine has came out with the above..so guys...do you fulfill any of these??)

Monday, March 23, 2009

警惕你,警惕我。别对亲密的人泼冷水。

别对亲密的人泼冷水

爱情慢性致死之一的大凶手,就是泼冷水。 (友情也是)

越熟的人越容易彼此泼冷水。

人们自然而然用来对付泼冷水的方式有两种,一是反泼冷水回去,二是保持沉默,警惕自己,不再将自己快乐或得意的事告知这个人。

两种都使双方疏离。

有一位建筑公司的高级主管对我说,他最不能忍耐的,就是他的太太有意无意的泼他冷水。

当他打电话给太太说,今晚不能回家吃饭,因为公司同仁决定一起为他庆祝四十岁生日时,他这位曾是他大学同班同学的妻子马上嗤之以鼻的说:「喔,你何德何能,为什么人家要帮你庆生?」

一句话使他满腔热情结成冰,心想:「早知妳这么刻薄,下次不回家吃饭,我就不告诉妳。」
其实,他的太太说的话并不表示瞧不起他,只是单纯的不太会说话。

被人指责「不会说话」的人,通常很少认为那是自己的短处,反而会沾沾自喜的认为自己很「直」,暗暗以为是优点,如此一来,改进的可能性就很低。

我曾在百货公司逛街时看到一对中年夫妻,太太刚从特价柜上挑起一件衣服,先生马上火眼金睛的大声斥责:「丑死了,放回去!」
太太一惊,马上缩手,尴尬的眼神看着和她拿起同样衣服的人,然后低头遁去。

我们一边以同情的眼光看着这位太太,一边为自己的审美品味被殃及而心有不甘。
肆无忌惮公开批评一个人穿着用品,构成的伤害和当面斥责他是白痴并没有两样。

亲子关系亦然。

一位朋友说起她和母亲的关如「冰」的原因,就是她母亲泼冷水的专长。

她自小成绩优秀,考第二名时,母亲先问的第一句话竟是: 「第一名多妳几分?」

得到第一名时后,她原以为会得到赞赏,母亲却说:「成绩好没什么了不起,女孩子品德最重要。」
母亲生日时她将零用钱买了她觉得很漂亮的生日礼物,母亲却觉得浪费钱要她拿回去换,他嘟着嘴抗议「好心给雷击」,母亲却说:「没揍妳已经很好了。」

甚至当她长大成人后和母亲一起买衣服,站在试穿镜前,母亲也在她背后「赞赏」她「没想到妳全身上下,就这双小腿长得还可以。」

挑剔鬼、泼冷水、没建设性的话可不能辩称是「忠言逆耳」,说者不见得开心,听者更是大大伤了心。

人非钢铁,爱一个人能承受几次伤心?