无尽的等待

Responsibilities:

- Generate cash and take care of your girlfriend.
- Handles her requests and complaints.
- Plan your relationship strategies carefully (eg. Avoid making her angry when she’s pms, sometimes either one of u must tolerate).
- Achieve any set targets (eg., celebrations, anniversary, holidays).
- Generate reports to evaluate how both of you had spend the time (blogs, joint saving accs).

Requirements:

- Possess at least a Degree (as that’s the basic requirements in most of the job ads, bf too! :p).
- Languages: languages that gf feel comfortable with.
- At least 1 yr of past relationship experience. (Maybe some girls don’t want any virgin boy, as it is very troublesome/difficult to teach/hint them).
- Willing to travel (eg. Fetching ur gf).
- Possess own vehicle (as long as can fit in all ur gf retail therapy/shopping stuff, not BMW also ok de~!).
- Computer literate (aloh, apart from hp, msn n facebook is also equally important to stay connected) & self motivated (no depressed guys or full with –ve mind).
- However, freshies/newbies (those who had nvr in a r’ship be4) are encourage to fall in love too.
- Full time positions available.

Last but not least - 4 credits * stay no longer decent in resume..Please possess a 5 B's

1. BUNGALOW (Condo not big enough, we girls need to have pets around),
2. BMW (kancil is also consider a Car… so, having a BMW represent more…),
3. BOSS (Ah pig and Ah dog also got Career lah, being a boss is more important & rich),
4. BODY (sorry lah, if guys want big boobs, we girls also need guys not to have beer stomach!),
5. BACHELOR (the most important criteria, we don’t want end up being fool around and also being a 3rd party).

* CASH, CAR, CONDOMINIUM, CREDIT CARD and CAREER.

(a jimui of mine has came out with the above..so guys...do you fulfill any of these??)