Saturday, November 18, 2006

狐假虎威

小朋友们,让姐姐跟你们讲一个成语故事,叫做‘狐假虎威’。

有一天,姐姐在公司需要借用LCD projector 来进行训练新人的课程,就下楼去找了负责人。

Profile :
名字 : Rxxx
职位 : PS department Main Steno (部门总秘书)
身材 : 呼噜呼噜呼噜.....

平时和我接洽的人让我去问Rxxx, 因为她不能拿主意...
所以就找了Rxxx.

这个Rxxx劈头就问‘mengapa you tak book awal-awal???'
我就说平时我们有自己的,当天出了些状况所以必须拜托她借一借(低声下气兼赔笑...真折堕)

Rxxx : kalau u tak buat booking awal, kita tak akan issue punya. you punya trainer tak beritahu?

Lin: (猪语)Bukan kita tak book, kita tak tahu hari ini kita tak dapat guna training room. (其实我的trainer 根本不知道procedure是这样,她负责的东西,我做代罪羔羊,很好。)

Rxxx: Manager ada order suruh simpan semua LCD, esok ada workshop nak simpan untuk workshop.

Lin : kalau ada extra boleh tak pinjam?

Rxxx: tak boleh, ada extra pun tak boleh issue.
( @&#^*&^$#&*$^ 好像其他人的事情没牵连到公司名誉似的,死小人看东西那么狭隘,吃就会!)

Lin : Tapi workshop besok, saya guna hari ini sahaja...

Rxxx:(烦)you pergi tanya manager , kalau dia tak bagi , you punya pasal !

头一甩,我上楼找manager去!
manager 是华人,我怕什么,更好商量。

Lin : (人话)Mr.Gxx, i've some problem with my training for today, coz my training room is occupied by sumone and i need to use another room and i urgently need the LCD for the training. can i borrow it for today?

Mr.Gxx: but Rxxx is the one who responsible for LCD ..... ??_??

Lin: i noe , but i was informed by Rxxx that all the LCD is hold back for the use of workshop, izzit so? ( 嫁祸'ing, 嘿嘿!)can i borrow it for today? *.*

Mr Gxx: Oh .. no~ i will be using them only tomolo . Of coz you can take it no problem at all~~! just go get it from Rxxx. :)

Lin : thanks a lot :D ~~~~~~~~

(明明上头没那样吩咐下去,死小人自导自演)

Dengan hati yang besar sekali and head held up high, i walked out of the room, go to find that orang bawahan.

那个orang bawahan 却去morning break 去了整一个半小时才回来,她真的以为她最大咧!

等着的当儿,mr.Gxx 下楼来,看到我还很亲切地问了一声是否我已经拿到东西了。我说还没,那个人还没回来。(有得告就告!)

等到她回来,我就找她要东西去。告诉她,manager让我拿! 她一句话都没出,正眼都没望,悻悻然给了我我要的东西。真是大快人心 爽到呀!!

回到我的座位,我细诉了一遍给我的trainer听,‘orang manager tak berlagak, dia orang bawahan yang berlagak’, 岂知办公室里的呼噜们也跟着起哄,一致赞同~~~~~~~~~真是 相煎何太急啊~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

:D

小朋友们,听了这个成语故事,学到什么了吗???

1 Comments:

At 3:20 PM, Blogger Peng Swee said...

i damn hate that kind of person, he/she think he is the most powerful one, but actually he/she is the most useless one..fu*k them..

 

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